Prince Harry spent the weekend in Toronto with Meghan Markle
I’m sure by now you’ve all heard that Prince Harry has met the new “love of his life”. This is wrong, this American divorcee (whose name I refuse to utter) is only a placeholder until our Toronto love story occurs. Fine, Meghan Markle (of Suits fame) is very beautiful, and suuuuure, I’ve heard she does philanthropic work with the UN, but doesn’t this sound like she wants to be Emma Watson 2.0? How could he date an American tv star?! She’s not even a movie star. Only Suits superfans knew Markle before last week.
One other major question: considering his penchant for blondes like Cressida Bonas and Chelsy Davy, has Harry turned his eye to brunettes now? If so, that is good news for me.
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