Cheryl Cole Pregnant with Liam Payne’s Baby

One Directioners are crying into their Lattes this morning

In the cradle-robbing success of the century – so far – Cheryl Tweedy-Cole-Fernandez-Versisni-whateverhernameisthesedays, was pictured with boyfriend Liam Payne displaying a visible baby bump. This rumour emerged in the British press weeks ago, but most people just wrote this off as another publicity stunt, much like their “relationship”. Who would have thought a grown women would want to get pregnant with the child of a boybander?

BUT are they a real couple?

Taken from Liam’s instagram

It seems like they are a real couple, or this is all a very elaborate ploy for publicity. I’m sorry Directioners, this is another loss for you. When will they have time to reunite now that 2 out of 5 will be busy changing diapers?

Neither Liam or Cheryl have confirmed or denied the pregnancy, but no woman would want to go out looking like that if they had just eaten a big sandwich.

At least they’ve known each other for almost a decade… since he was 14 and she was 24. This is totally appropriate relationship. See the video of their first meeting at The Daily Mail.

For more about the exciting baby news, hit up:

• Lainey Gossip
• The Daily Mail
• TMZ
• DListed

AMAs Fashion Disasters

See who missed the mark – completely – at the American Music Awards

The American Music Awards, aka another “totally legitimate” awards show, gifted us with some amazingly horrible dresses. Hosted by Gigi Hadid and some guy from SNL (maybe?)  and featuring performances by Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga, it was a pretty unmemorable night. Now, let’s get to some ugly:

Olivia Munn

Okay, so I’m not convinced that this is actually Olivia Munn, because she looks absolutely nothing like the Olivia Munn that I’ve seen. What has she done to her face?!! Her first face was pretty, I’m not sure why she felt the need to buy a new one.

Also, I almost didn’t even notice how close to vagina-town we were getting in that skirt because I was so distracted by her new face. Guys, this isn’t even technically a dress; Reem Acra calls it a tunic…. that means it’s basically a blouse! Put on some pants, Olivia.

Rebecca Romijn

Whoa. Guys, this is bad. It looks like her toddler twin daughters had a craft day and she was too lazy to fight with them about wearing their creation. The worst part though is the bra she chose to wear with it – it’s staring at me! That is not an undergarment you intend people to see, that is a bra identified as “shapewear” and what she really needs under this – if she was going to stick to this sheer monstrosity against better judgement – is “lingerie”.

Amber Heard’s First Red Carpet Appearance since the Divorce

Surprise Appearance at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards

The ex-Mrs. Johnny Depp made her first red carpet appearance at the Glamour Women of the Year event. Amber Heard appeared in a tragically colourless pirate-y weirdly frilled halter dress by Alessandra Rich. It’s basically the worst elements of Marchesa without the benefits of wearing Marchesa – getting on Harvey Weinstein’s good side. But seriously, why are there two ruffles in a V-shape pointing at her nether regions? I’ve never put on an outfit and said to myself, “I really want this outfit to draw attention to my vagina.”

Amber – think about hiring a new stylist.

After what has been a terrible year for Heard, I’m glad to see she’s getting back out there. She definitely looks healthier than she did while photographed earlier this year looking far too thin from all the stress.

Amber has a few projects coming up (Justice League, Aquaman), so I’m glad to see aging wannabe rockstar Johnny Depp hasn’t been able to damage her career and send her back into anonymity where he found her. After all she’s been through she at least deserve to keep the fame she gained from that horrid relationship.

For more coverage of the fashion at the WOTY awards go to:

• Daily Mail
• GoFugYourself
• DListed

 

 

Brad and Angelina fight over the kids

Angelina makes official statement on the custody of the children

Who know there would be so much drama surrounding this divorce? They always appeared like a perfect family, keeping much of their private life private, only showing us what they wanted us to see – but now, all the drama is happening!

Brad made an official filing last Friday for joint custody of their 6 children, and today Angelina made her response through her publicist:

“We can confirm that childcare professionals have encouraged a legal agreement accepted and signed by both sides over a week ago. In accordance with this agreement, the six children will stay in their mother’s custody, and the children will continue therapeutic visits with their father. This has been determined by childcare professionals to be in the children’s best interest,” the statement read.

It continued, “We are not in a position to discuss the details. We hope now that it is clear that the events which led to the dissolution filing involved minor children and their well being, there will be understanding of the sensitivity of the family situation. We believe that all sides are committed to healing the family and ask for your consideration during this difficult time.”

This isn’t any different than what we already knew, this is just Angelina making sure there is no confusion that Brad might be sharing custody right now. Why is she so emphatic that the public know that Brad is still not allowed to see the children unsupervised? Was he really that horrible and dangerous of a father, or is there more to this that we still haven’t found out?

In other news.. Blind Gossip had an interesting blind item about a couple, where “his actress wife is messing with every aspect of his life, including his relationship with his kids… and his job!”

Sound like anyone we know?

Prince Harry’s New American Woman

Prince Harry spent the weekend in Toronto with Meghan Markle

I’m sure by now you’ve all heard that Prince Harry has met the new “love of his life”. This is wrong, this American divorcee (whose name I refuse to utter) is only a placeholder until our Toronto love story occurs. Fine, Meghan Markle (of Suits fame) is very beautiful, and suuuuure, I’ve heard she does philanthropic work with the UN, but doesn’t this sound like she wants to be Emma Watson 2.0? How could he date an American tv star?! She’s not even a movie star. Only Suits superfans knew Markle before last week.

One other major question: considering his penchant for blondes like Cressida Bonas and Chelsy Davy, has Harry turned his eye to brunettes now? If so, that is good news for me.